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Who am I kidding? This is all about Bing. That’s my one arm man. I’m not driven by glory or that delicious Ovaltine. I’m driven by finding something useful in Bing. I want Bingbot to serve me something relevant. That’s my series arc! If it takes 9 renditions, I WANT BING TO WORK. THAT’S WHAT'S GONNA TAKE US, ALL THE WAY TO THE END MORTY! SEASON, 9 MORE SEASONS! 9 MORE CHALLENGES UNTIL I GET A LEGITIMATE SERP! FOR 97 MORE YEARS! I WANT THAT BING SERP TO WORK!!!
DM me with “Botta Bing Botta Boom! I just crushed your challenge.”
PS - Here is a badge for you. My gift to you for taking my challenge to a whole new level, level 2.